Britney Spears and Sandip Soparrkar: Dating?

Britney Spears has certainly dated some interesting characters in the past couple of years - from J.R. Rotem to Isaac Cohen to Adnan Ghalib.

Now, supposedly, she’s been swept off her feet - literally! - by none other than a handsome Bollywood dance instructor, Sandip Soparrkar!

Sandip has probably seen Britney naked ... when he choreographed her "Womanizer" music video. She was nude at the beginning. That's a fact.

What falls short of that classification is the rumor circulating that Britney just flew to Jodhpur, India, for a romantic three-day Christmas break with him.

Britney Spears and Sandip Soparrkar have supposedly been dating for three weeks, and allegedly exchanged homemade presents under the tree there.

“It’s early days but their romance is going from strength to strength," a source tells the UK's Mirror. “Britney and Sandip have tried to keep their reunion in India hush-hush as they’re determined to have a relationship like any other couple."

So we're expected to believe that Britney Spears just flew to India and back without any celeb news coverage? We're skeptical to say the least. There's also this hilarious (albeit likely made-up) quote about their Christmas dinner together:

“The pair were whispering and giggling all night... Sandy (as Britney likes to call Sandip) ordered local delicacies including chicken tikka and a cottage cheese curry. Britney was licking the dough balls from his plate. It was really cute.”

There you have it. Sandip Soparrkar may never be heard from again, but at least we've posted a quote about Britney Spears licking balls. Life? Complete.