Apologies to Britney Spears for the headline above. Had to be done. Hey, at least the man got laid once during his brief stint on the outside.
After he bolted rehab amid word he would be sent back to jail, Amy Winehouse gave her junkie hubby Blake Fielder-Civil what the UK's Sun describes as "a farewell bonk" when he paid her a surprise visit in a London hospital.
We have nothing to add to that.
The Sun revealed yesterday that Blake Fielder-Civil dashed to the ailing star’s bedside on Tuesday evening after failing a drug test in rehab.
That violated the terms of his early release from prison in November. He was sentenced to 27 months but ended up serving less than a year.
Amy has been in hospital for 10 days after collapsing, so Blake knew were to find her. Last night, a source said the deadbeat persuaded her reluctant inner-circle to let him have one hour alone with her on his final night of freedom.
After showing up by her bedside, Blake told Amy how sexy she looked - and unlike the line from her hit "Rehab," she could not say no, no, no.
The newspaper's source said only: "It was obvious what went on."
Blake Fielder-Civil then left and turned himself in to authorities in East London to resume his prison sentence for assault and trial-fixing.
No word on whether Amy or Sophie Schandorff will wait for him.