American Idol: Season Eight Audition Clip

We heart Simon Cowell.

In the movie below, a bikini-clad contestant attempts to make it through to Hollywood. While Paula Abdul and new judge Kara DioGuardi think the singer lacks the vocal chops necessary to be considered an American Idol, the beauty somehow receives a golden ticket.

Any questions why are removed by Simon's hilarious, mischievous smile at the conclusion of the clip...