Pity Paris Hilton.
During a new interview with News of the World, the talentless reality star says she's happy with boyfriend Benji Madden... and that previous men in her life all used her for money and/or sex. Perhaps if she offered the public anything else, they'd take her more seriously.
Anyway, Paris touched on an array of subjects in the revealing, nauseating article. Here's a look at a few:
On past relationships: “Every other guy I’ve been out with has used me for money or sex — but in most cases they just want fame. It made it hard to trust people. After a while I had to start questioning exactly why somebody wanted to be with me. And that made things really difficult.
On starting a family: "I’d love to start a family in the next year. And I want to get married before we have kids. I want three or four.”
On sex tape co-star Rick Salomon: “I loved this guy for three years but he betrayed me. Rick’s a scumbag and I hate him."
On Britney Spears: "I do love her. I'm so happy for her because she's got her life back on track after a difficult couple of years. She deserves it because she's got such a good heart... She's never looked better, she really healthy at the moment. It's great and I'm really excited for her."
On Nicole Richie: "We've been best friends since we were two. Nicole and I are like sisters. We're both dating identical twin brothers so we see each other all the time."