November 2008 Archives

Suri Cruise is cooler than Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's kids, and not just because we don't have to hear about her being breast-fed every frickin' day.

The TomKat spawn topped the list of Forbes' "Hollywood's 10 Hottest Tots."

The li'l tyke, 2, won the annual honor, which is based on the amount of media attention celebrity babies garner, as well as their parents' popularity.

Suri Cruise appeared in more news articles and blogs than any of the Jolie-Pitt children, though Shiloh, Zahara and Pax were ranked 2-4, respectively.

Suri Cruise rules the world of celebrity babies, and you can see why.

Rounding out the (adorable) top 10 were Sam Alexis Woods, Cruz Beckham, Matilda Rose Ledger, David Banda, Sean Preston Federline, and Sam Sheen.

Here's some pics of celebrity babies 2-10, just so they don't feel like they got totally bitch-slapped by Suri, which they pretty much did. Click to enlarge!

Trust us, it's for your own good.

The singer-songwriter took a break from wining and dining Jennifer Aniston Tuesday night, and things got a little rough for a celebrity gossip photographer who tried to procure a picture of the crooner but got too close for his bodyguard's liking.

Mayer dined with a friend at Wolfgang’s Steakhouse in Beverly Hills, then departed out the front door, right into the belly of the celeb news monster.

So to speak.

As the douchebag musician ducked into his BMW, his bodyguard shoved a celebrity gossip cameraman to the ground, briefly grabbing him by the throat in the process.

The photographer, Marc Rhea, immediately stood up and started screaming at Mayer & Co. before visiting a Tarzana hospital to make sure he had no serious injuries.

Rhea has not filed a police report. Yet. Here's the altercation ...

John Mayer Bodyguard Fights Celebrity Gossip Photographer

"Sometimes you don't need to use words to go through what you need to go through. Sometimes, it's an emotion you need to feel when you dance. That you need to touch on. And the only thing that can touch it is when you move a certain way."

- Britney Spears

MTV has released some more preview clips for its upcoming Brit-Brit documentary, which will air November 30, just two days before Circus hits stores.

We're a little confused by all this.

It's awesome that she's got a new album coming out and everything, and that she's doing a lot better after her rough patch, but why the documentary? Is a pop singer creating a new record and going to dance class really that groundbreaking?

Combine the general absurdity of this slickly-produced, behind-the-scenes footage with Britney's stoner-like, philosophical quotes (her mundane life is worse than jail, etc.) and you've got a solid 8.5 on the unintentional comedy scale.

Peep the clip below ...

Deep Thoughts From Britney Spears

Sorry, Zac Efron.

Move over, Chace Crawford.

Suck it, Matt Damon.

In an upset, Hugh Jackman has been named People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive.

The hunky actor is best known for his role as Wolverine in the X-Men franchise, though he's also widely admired for the sort of versatility that led to a starring role on Broadway in The Boy from Oz.

Do you think Hugh Jackman deserves to be named the Sexiest Man Alive?

It's easy to forget that Miley Cyrus is just 15 years old. (Isn't it, Justin Gaston?)

But the Hannah Montana star can't even drive with a permit until next week and it's refreshing to see her act that way sometimes. (Though Justin Gaston likely disagrees.)

During a pair of recent public appearances, the singer finally acted her age. She posed alongside a pretend canine and she made a goofy face while wearing oversized glasses. Take a look:

Why is Miley being so silly? BECAUSE SHE'S ONLY 15 YEARS OLD! (Keep that in mind, Justin Gaston.)

From Dancing with the Stars to dancing topless.

Former reality show winner and runner-up, respectively, Kelly Monaco and Melanie Brown will set to star in PEEPSHOW, a topless, burlesque-style performance that is scheduled ot open in March at the Planet Hollywood Resort and Casino.

Neither Brown nor Monaco will be topless. However, the showgirls surrounding them will baring their breasts for all to see.

Monaco's character will differ slightly from the one she portrays on General Hospital; in the show, the actress will be "Little Bo Peep," a timid and lonely girl who is guided by Brown's character, "Peep Diva."

"This is an original show," Brown said. "The Peep Diva is a diva, but it's all about empowering Kelly's part.... As a Spice Girl I would bring guys on the stage and whip them, so I think I've always been slightly naughty."

Nine months after being thrust into the limelight for allowing former New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer to do some serious thrusting of his own (if you know what we're talkin' about), Ashley Alexandra Dupre is granting her first prime-time interview.

Diane Sawyer sat down with Dupre for a taping of 20/20, which also featured a Britney Spears special this fall. That ABC journalism shark is been jumped hard core.

On the show, which will air Friday night at 10 p.m., Ashley Dupre will reveal to America how a normal, "upper middle-class, girl next door got into the profession and the psychological journey she continues to experience."

Ashley Dupre with Diane Sawyer of ABC.

Eliot Spitzer resigned as Governor of New York Sate March 12 after it was disclosed he had used Emperors Club VIP and was snared by wiretapping laws he passed.

Ashley Dupre worked for the escort service, and has since become somewhat of a sensation, selling a lot of bad music online and even generating reality show talks.

On Thursday, federal prosecutors said they wouldn't bring criminal charges against Spitzer, marking the end of the saga. Dupre was not charged with a crime.

The youngest - and, quite possibly, cutest - contestant in the history of Dancing with the Stars was voted off the show last night.

But Hannah Montana star Cody Linley can hold his adorable head high after a fourth place finish.

“Words can’t even explain the true, amazing, growing, learning journey that I’ve had on the show.... to know that maybe my dance can inspire someone to be happy or to want to dance or to bring entertainment to one person is just amazing,” Linley said soon after his elimination.

Girls said goodbye to Cody Linley last night, while guys were forced to let Julianne Hough go.

On the same day she compared her life to someone in jail - only worse, because at least those lucky stiffs get to be released at some point - Britney Spears continued her menial existence by hitting up a dance studio in Van Nuys, Calif., on Monday ...

FREE BRITNEY: Spears says lifting the many restrictions on her life would be "liberating." Too bad it might also be dangerous to society. [Photo Credit: JFX Images]

Move over, Megan Fox pictures from GQ.

Sure, you're hot - but with the help of the best top ever invented, Scarlett Johansson is making a run at your World's Most Beautiful Human title.

Seriously, whether you're a dude or Samantha Ronson, we challenge you not to ogle ScarJo in the photo below, in which she's getting her hair done for her Allure cover shoot. We can't believe this (lucky) guy could even concentrate ...

GREAT MOMENTS IN CELEBRITY FASHION: Whoever invented the garment worn by Scarlett Johansson here deserves props. And is probably in search of fresh pants.