Outright Celebrity Gossip Lie of the Week

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Stop the presses: Jennifer Aniston is totally pregnant! With twins! And John Mayer is the dad! Except if you read the article, she's actually not. Minor detail.

The incredible Star Magazine claims Jen is "trying" to have a baby with that douchebag crooner before she turns 40. And she's pulling out all the stops.

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A conveniently anonymous source said, "Her baby-making years are limited. It's hard for her to think of anything else. She has babies on the brain!"

Just not actually inside her.

SO THERE, ANGIE, INDEED: Jennifer Aniston is said to be pregnant for the 48th time this year. Except by pregnant, Star Magazine means not pregnant, of course.

In other made-up news on the same magazine cover, Lindsay Lohan supposedly hooked up with Justin Timberlake. Hey, why stop at one bogus story, right?

And elsewhere in the disgrace-to-celebrity-news world, how about Cosmo putting Britney Spears circa 2003 on the cover of its Australian edition this month!

Don't get us wrong, it's a smokin' hot pic. Just misleading.

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Her publicist Stephen Huvane leaks these lies. This is known within the industry. He leaks them to boost Jen's publicity, then when he has achieved that he rings up and 'denies' the rumors. Huvaniston is the reason that Jen is losing many fans and much respect. She is becoming just another publicity whore and slut, like Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton. Her behavior is exactly the same as those 2, that its hard to tell her from them.

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