Outright Celebrity Gossip Lie of the Week

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Stop the presses: Jennifer Aniston is totally pregnant! With twins! And John Mayer is the dad! Except if you read the article, she's actually not. Minor detail.

The incredible Star Magazine claims Jen is "trying" to have a baby with that douchebag crooner before she turns 40. And she's pulling out all the stops.

Pretty Jen

A conveniently anonymous source said, "Her baby-making years are limited. It's hard for her to think of anything else. She has babies on the brain!"

Just not actually inside her.

SO THERE, ANGIE, INDEED: Jennifer Aniston is said to be pregnant for the 48th time this year. Except by pregnant, Star Magazine means not pregnant, of course.

In other made-up news on the same magazine cover, Lindsay Lohan supposedly hooked up with Justin Timberlake. Hey, why stop at one bogus story, right?

And elsewhere in the disgrace-to-celebrity-news world, how about Cosmo putting Britney Spears circa 2003 on the cover of its Australian edition this month!

Don't get us wrong, it's a smokin' hot pic. Just misleading.

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Jennifer Aniston Quotes

I actually feel I've been unbelievably lucky in love. I don't feel like I'm supposed to be any further along or somewhere that I'm not. I'm right where I'm supposed to be.

Jennifer Aniston

You just have to love your life. I have my health, I have my friends, I have my loved ones. I'm extremely lucky.

Jennifer Aniston