We hate pants.

No, really, those things suck. In fact, Fridays are pants-optional at The Hollywood Gossip offices. Hey, you gotta throw the interns some perks in a down economy.

Given our stance on this important issue, imagine our joy this morning to discover that one of our favoritest celebrities, The Hills' Whitney Port, also eschews pants!

Okay, maybe she's wearing some kind of pants.

No way our girl Whit decided to pull a Britney all of a sudden. But you have to admit, they're not easily found here. All we see is a vintage, hipster dress / shirt thing ...

PANTS-FREE ZONE: Whitney Port is known for her style, but all we can focus on is the lack of lower-body garments. And the pink shoes. [Photo Credit: Splash News Online]