In the latest issue of Harper's Bazaar, Lindsay Lohan reveals... nothing.
When asked by the magazine if she's dating anyone, Lohan refused to name names.
"I think it's pretty obvious who I'm seeing," the actress said, refusing to utter the name Samantha Ronson for some reason. "I think it's no shock to anyone that it's been going on for quite some time. ... She's a wonderful person and I love her very much."
Lohan was equally open throughout the rest of the interview. Has she ever with a girl named Courtenay Semel before? "I don't know. Maybe."
Is she a bisexual? "Maybe. Yeah."
Is she a lesbian? "No."
"I don't want to classify myself," Lohan said. "First of all, you never know what's going to happen — tomorrow, in a month, a year from now, five years from now... I appreciate people, and it doesn't matter who they are, and I feel blessed to be able to feel comfortable enough with myself that I can say that."
Hear that, guys? You still have a chance to be burned by the Crotch of Fire!