Finally, it looks like O.J. Simpson has been squeezed for good.
After being convicted on all counts of armed robbery and kidnapping, a Nevada judge has officially nixed Simpson's last gasp bid for a retrial as of this weekend.
His lawyers' arguments weren't strong enough to warrant a new trial.
The Heisman winner and Clarence "C.J." Stewart were convicted in October for robbing two sports memorabilia collectors at gunpoint in a Las Vegas hotel room.
OUCH! Thirteen years after beating the rap for murder, O.J. Simpson is headed to the big house, where he'll totally become the biggest star in the history of jail.
Clark County District Judge Jackie Glass also denied O.J. Simpson's request for bail before their December 5 sentencing. The two face mandatory prison time and could spend the rest of their lives in jail. Here's hoping they receive it.
Better hope for conjugal visits, Christie Prody.