Attention, John Mayer fans, all four of you: There's no need to worry. He's doing okay and refuting recent claims that he's taken on a "depressive demeanor."
"I am not darker, angrier or moodier these days. In fact, it's just the opposite," the douchebag writes on his official blog, adding that his recent pattern of playfully engaging the paparazzi was just a phase he has now put an end to.
"All that's happened is that I have given up on trying to find a way to use unwanted media as a form of entertainment. It still was worth a try."
"A walk to the car isn't the best time to analyze my mood or my disposition, so you'll probably always get a bad read from it," the crooner laments.
"The decision to slide on and off your radar isn't so much my own anymore. But I'm too young to stomp my feet about it," Mayer continues. "All I can do is concentrate on keeping my heart and soul correct and then redecorate around it."
Sounds like a line straight out of The Hills.
Mayer split from Jennifer Aniston in August, then rekindled their romance last month, with the couple celebrating his 31st birthday together.
The bogus pregnancy rumors followed shortly thereafter.