Best wishes are in order for The Hollywood Gossip's all-time favorite unattractive, wannabe lesbian daughter of a Fortune 500 CEO.

Indeed, Courtenay Semel turns 29 years old today.

Ironically, that's the same number of times Semel pretended to make out with Tila Tequila in public this summer, as the pair embarked on a fake relationship in order to garner attention. Which semi-famous bisexual will Courtenay mooch off next?

We'll let you know!