Cindy McCain: Cheating on John with Random Schmoe?

Cindy McCain scares our interns.

Seriously. She's either a cyborg or a raging botox addict. It's a tad frightening.

But the expressions of horror on their impressionable young faces will be nothing compared to how John McCain reacts if the photo below is legit.

According to the National Enquirer, multiple witnesses have caught Cindy McCain locking lips with man other than her husband on several occasions.

"I couldn't believe I was watching Cindy McCain passionately hugging and kissing another man," said one conveniently anonymous eyewitness.

This incriminating National Enquirer photo shows a studly man putting the moves on Cindy McCain. Or one of about 75 million other blonde women in the United States.

The failed presidential candidate's wife has supposedly been seeing - and acting "very lovey dovey" with an unidentified "long-haired man who resembles a washed-up '80s rock musician" at concerts and sporting events of late.

It's nothing new: the wealthy heiress and her secret pal have been spotted around her hometown of Phoenix over the past several years, say sources.

An amazing "spy photo" was taken April 1, 2006 when Cindy, now 54, and her companion attended the Tempe Music Festival, says the person who took them.

"To my amazement, Cindy had her hand on his shoulder and was kissing him passionately on his lips," the photographer told the National Enquirer.

Another witness saw Cindy and her man at a Moody Blues concert "passionately kissing and hugging. I couldn't believe it. I remember thinking, 'Go get a room!'

"They kissed and cuddled. While other concertgoers stood up to cheer and sing, Cindy and the guy remained entwined in their seats," the eyewitness continued.

Cindy McCain faithfully stood by John McCain, 72, at countless campaign rallies throughout this year. But was she always standing by her man in real life?

Who knows. This story is fishy. Even if she were cheating, she wouldn't engage in PDA, would she? On the flip side, The Enqurier was right about Rielle Hunter.