Bronx Mowgli Wentz: WTF?!

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Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz have welcomed their first child, a boy.

The ridiculously named and scarred for life Bronx Mowgli Wentz - who weighed 7 pounds, 11 ounces, and was 20.5 inches long - was born Thursday night.

"Proud new parents Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson-Wentz welcomed new son, Bronx Mowgli Wentz, late this evening," their rep said. "Ashlee, Pete and baby Bronx are all healthy and happy, and thank everyone for their well wishes!"

BABY MAKES THREE: Ashlee Simpson may have zero talent, but she has one husband and one child now after the birth of Bronx Mowgli Wentz (that's not a typo)!

"Carrying a child is the most inspiring, emotional, amazing experience of my life," Simpson wrote on MySpace. "My weight and my pant size are the last thing I am concerned about. I'm only concerned with having a healthy pregnancy and baby."

Bronx Mowgli. Seriously, where do these losers think this stuff up? It's like they're insisting that he become a total douchebag when he grows up.

NOTE: We apologize for our initial misspelling of Bronx's middle name. We blame our sources. Know what other word is hard to spell? Misspelled! The irony.

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To be honest no kid is going to beat him up about his middle name, nobody knows my middle name and I'm halfway through high school. And plus I think Bronx is a cute name. It's original and it just matches his parents perfectly because they aren't exactly the most average people. And it's better than 'Superman' or those other ridiculous names that children get even when their parents aren't famous.

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that is stupid uhhh.
like this none of you guys p.s so dome not cool. this is Ranee

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Look guys, it's not YOUR baby.
If they like it then leave them alone, give them a break!
The kid can always change it he doesn't like it.
I mean each to their own, if you don't like it then fine, but you're not the one going to be saying it. And anyway, I think Bronx is a cute name. X

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you should all get over it
its not your baby you dont have to say the name every day
if pete and ashlee wanna call their baby bronx mowgli wentz then friggen let them,ashlee carried it for 9 months and pushed it out of her, as parents they should be able to call it broccoli toilet wentz and nobody should give a damn coz its NOT YOUR BABY.
wooh!

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I think that it's an original name and that you would have to ask them why they decide to put him this name. I LOVE FOB!!!!!!

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I think that it's an original name and that you would have to ask them why they decided to put this name. I LOVE FOB!!!!!

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Looks like Bronx Mowgli has joined the evergrowing group of people who hate his name. http://www.weeklyworldnews.com...

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poork kidd !
its gona get wun hard tym at school .
pork !!

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i think bronx is a ugly name.
and mowgli..i mean come on poor kid when he gets older ppl are gonna make fun of him.
im suprised they havent sold his pictures like brad&angeline did for $14million.
o well its them not me.

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I have a niece named Bronx's. Up until now she was the only one. I think its a great name

Ashlee Simpson Biography

Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson-Wentz Oh, Ashlee Simpson, ye of little worth. She is Jessica's annoying, less hot, talentless, plastic surgery-loving little sister. Woo! Yup,... More »
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Dallas, Texas
Full Name
Ashlee Nicole Simpson-Wentz

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I didn't know I'd be getting married right now, but I'm so happy to be! I'm a lucky girl.

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