Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz have welcomed their first child, a boy.
The ridiculously named and scarred for life Bronx Mowgli Wentz - who weighed 7 pounds, 11 ounces, and was 20.5 inches long - was born Thursday night.
"Proud new parents Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson-Wentz welcomed new son, Bronx Mowgli Wentz, late this evening," their rep said. "Ashlee, Pete and baby Bronx are all healthy and happy, and thank everyone for their well wishes!"
BABY MAKES THREE: Ashlee Simpson may have zero talent, but she has one husband and one child now after the birth of Bronx Mowgli Wentz (that's not a typo)!
"Carrying a child is the most inspiring, emotional, amazing experience of my life," Simpson wrote on MySpace. "My weight and my pant size are the last thing I am concerned about. I'm only concerned with having a healthy pregnancy and baby."
Bronx Mowgli. Seriously, where do these losers think this stuff up? It's like they're insisting that he become a total douchebag when he grows up.
NOTE: We apologize for our initial misspelling of Bronx's middle name. We blame our sources. Know what other word is hard to spell? Misspelled! The irony.
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November 21st, 2008 8:57 AM
I find this ironic..
"Bronx Mogli Wentz (that's not a typo)!"
However, it is a typo- it's Mowgli - with a w. ;)
November 21st, 2008 3:05 PM
The kids initials are B.M.W!
November 21st, 2008 3:17 PM
OK, so what were they smoking when they named this poor thing. The question stands, if I were going to have a baby, should I name it Tarzan or Baloo if a boy, or Drizella or Bambi if a girl????? Come on nutjobs, give a kid a break!!!! I guess stupidity DOES run in the family!
November 22nd, 2008 5:36 PM
I never thought celebrities would be so cruel as to name one of their children 'Bronx Mowgli Wentz'. I stand corrected. And is one of those two a huge fan of the jungle book or something?! What kind of name or middle name is 'Mowgli'?! The poor kid is scarred for life now! He's gonna get pummeled in school. Poor guy. But then again, he was doomed from the start having Ashlee and Pete as his parents. I like Pete and all but he had to chose a simpson for his wife, didn't he?
November 22nd, 2008 8:43 PM
I have a niece named Bronx's. Up until now she was the only one. I think its a great name
November 22nd, 2008 9:44 PM
i think bronx is a ugly name.
and mowgli..i mean come on poor kid when he gets older ppl are gonna make fun of him.
im suprised they havent sold his pictures like brad&angeline did for $14million.
o well its them not me.
November 23rd, 2008 3:03 AM
poork kidd !
its gona get wun hard tym at school .
pork !!
November 24th, 2008 11:27 AM
Looks like Bronx Mowgli has joined the evergrowing group of people who hate his name.
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/bronx-mowgli-also-hates-name/
December 4th, 2008 9:53 AM
I think that it's an original name and that you would have to ask them why they decided to put this name.
I LOVE FOB!!!!!
December 4th, 2008 9:55 AM
I think that it's an original name and that you would have to ask them why they decide to put him this name.
I LOVE FOB!!!!!!