Happy Divorce-ary to Britney, Jessica!

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November is a big month for celebrity divorces.

In 2005, Jessica Simpson split with Nick Lachey, who she (supposedly) gave her v-card to and starred on a reality show called Newlyweds with. Anyone remember that?

Gosh, it was so long ago. Turned out to be Jessica's worst career move, as she can't buy a successful project now, and went on to date the biggest douchebag in music.

Nick, meanwhile, had a hit album and started hittin' Vanessa Minnillo.

November was also the month in 2006 when Britney Spears filed for divorce from that loser K-Fed, a union we all thought was super hot and destined to last forever.

Just kidding. No one thought that.

The breakup of Britney and Kevin is perhaps most notable for the fact that the girl went absolutely bonkers for a year or so afterward, shaving her head, parading around like a cheap ho in no underwear and getting hospitalized involuntarily. Twice.

Ah, the good ol' days. Which formerly married pair did you like best?

  • Nick and Jessica
  • Spederline

Which ex-spouses were hottest?

 

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That's a beautiful picture showing Britney's fat rolls.

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I'm not suggesting that Britney & Kevin were hotter, but I think that their antics were a lot more entertaining.

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