Britney Spears Contemplates Life, Take III

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These Britney Spears documentary clips are beginning to sound like The Office quotes. It's like a spoof, a joke everyone gets but the person talking on screen.

A cute singer who peaked five years ago is recording a new, mediocre album that sounds like all her other recent stuff. Definitely documentary material, right?

We heart Britney Spears, but these clips - taken from MTV's upcoming special on her, "For the Record" - crack us up every time. Even if they aren't meant to.

In the newest clip, Britney talks about getting married to K-Fed for all wrong reasons. It didn't really make her happy, she was just attracted to the idea of it.

Guess the idea of marrying a pot-smoking, backup-dancing moron and bearing two of his kids less than a year apart was just too storybook for her to turn down.

For more infinite wisdom from the Oracle of Kentwood, as well as some previews of her new songs and old classics, check out our pages of Britney videos!

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Born
Birthplace
Kentwood, Louisiana
Full Name
Britney Jean Spears

Britney Spears Quotes

I miss it here so much! I love it so much! It makes me it's kinda like bittersweet coming here because I used to live here for two years. And when I come here, it's like, man, I wish I had my apartment here still.

Britney Spears [on New York City]

MTV has long played an important role in my career. How can I not be there to kick off their 25th VMAs?

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