These Britney Spears documentary clips are beginning to sound like The Office quotes. It's like a spoof, a joke everyone gets but the person talking on screen.

A cute singer who peaked five years ago is recording a new, mediocre album that sounds like all her other recent stuff. Definitely documentary material, right?

We heart Britney Spears, but these clips - taken from MTV's upcoming special on her, "For the Record" - crack us up every time. Even if they aren't meant to.

In the newest clip, Britney talks about getting married to K-Fed for all wrong reasons. It didn't really make her happy, she was just attracted to the idea of it.

Guess the idea of marrying a pot-smoking, backup-dancing moron and bearing two of his kids less than a year apart was just too storybook for her to turn down.

Britney's Regret

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