A couple weeks after being involved in a tragic plane crash, Travis Barker blogged that ex-wife Shanna Moakler has scarcely been by his hospital bedside.

“Despite any rumors you might have heard via my EX-wife Shanna Moakler, who I have not seen since the week I checked in, I’ve been treated amazingly well, both here in LA and an Georgia..." Barker wrote.

Now, the reasons for Moakler's absence may have been made clear: she's totally hooking up with 300 star Gerard Butler!

Thanks to INFDaily.com for this photo of Gerard Butler and Shanna Moakler.

The pair were photographed looking quite cozy at the Hollywood opening of Shin nightclub last night. According to another patron, Butler reportedly confided in him: "I have no idea what the f--k I'm doing."

Weird. But approximately the reaction we'd have if our tongues ever touched Moakler's.