Useless Fashion Face-Off: Jessica Simpson vs. Paris Hilton

It's a celebrity fashion battle for the ages... and one in which both subjects possess a remarkable lack of talent. But we're here to talk about style and that's it, so it's cool.

Alleged singer Jessica Simpson showed her true spots in a Diane von Furstenberg wrap dress (as Whitney Port rolls over in her grave) while shopping in N.Y.C, while socialite Paris Hilton hit the town in London in the pink leopard-print frock ...

Which star looks best in this dress?