Top Ten Things Overhead at Sarah Palin Debate Camp

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Fun with the John McCain-Sarah Palin ticket continues for David Letterman.

Last week, he poked fun at McCain for bailing on him. Last night, V.P. hopeful Sarah Palin was skewered during The Late Show's nightly Top Ten List.

Palin Runs

Palin has been attending "debate camp" (a.k.a. McCain's ranch) prepping for tonight's debate with Joe Biden. Which leads to the Top Ten list ...

Top Ten Things Overheard at Sarah Palin Debate Camp ...

10. “Let’s practice your bewildered silence”
9. “Can you try saying ‘Yes’ instead of ‘You betcha’?”
8. "Hey, I can see Mexico from here!”
7. “Maybe we’ll get lucky and there won’t be any questions about Iraq, taxes, or health care”
6. “We’re screwed!”
5. “Can I just use that lipstick-pit bull thing again?”
4. “We have to wrap it up for the day — McCain eats dinner at 4:30″
3. “Can we get Congress to bail us out of this debate?”
2. “John Edwards wants to know if you’d like some private tutoring in his van”
1. “Any way we can just get Tina Fey to do it?”

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