The Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator!

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Alaska Governor and Republican Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin sure chose some pro-America names for her five kids: Track Palin, Trig Palin, Bristol Palin, Willow Palin and Piper Palin. Yes, we're serious about the first two.

Ever wonder what would your name be if Sarah Palin was your mom? Would you be doomed to years of middle school mockery by being named Flower, Twig or Truck?

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Well, according to an online Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator, you can find out! Check out what The Hollywood Gossip would be named, then click to enter your own ...

The Hollywood Gossip likes its current name better than the Sarah Palin-ized version.

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Not to be outdone, I discovered the "Celebrity Baby Name Generator." If only Tom and Katie had consulted it they'd have "Heaven Elise" instead of Suri. http://www.generatorland.com/g...

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My name was Seagull Junker Palin. Anyhow, people should look at the stupid names she gave her kids and realize she's a nutjob. Now the Willow and Piper names...did Sarah watch Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Charmed I wonder? C'mon, Track and Trig? What's her daughter naming her kid, Shooter? Moose? Nanook?

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LOL :p My name was Smoke Strapon Palin WTF?