The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest 50 > Comments Page 2
awww frick, forgot the rest of my top again
i can't believe that guy didn't like my implants!
GOSH! I CANT BELIEVE THIS I LOSE EVERYTHING I OWN..
that surgeon didn't make my boobs big enough!
damn,ican,t believe they asked me for a senior cititzen discount card.
I can't believe that at the age of 25 I'm a used-up old whore, and by next year I'll be as bald as Hulk Hogan!
yes I know, I look like an old bag
Awww Man, swinging on that stripper pole gave me the worst wedgie ever!
Ohhh (cries) You see... This is exactly why a woman can't be president! One broken nail and there goes the country.
what do you mean I have to tell him I have a penis??
I thought I'd look like Cameron Diaz if I wore my hair this way.
You just need to see the new implants I've gotten.....NO my tan is not fake. I live in Miami, you know.
Damn!! I got body slammed right on my Tits!!!!!!!!!!
October 3rd, 2008 9:11 PM
awww frick, forgot the rest of my top again
October 4th, 2008 2:51 AM
i can't believe that guy didn't like my implants!
October 4th, 2008 11:59 AM
GOSH! I CANT BELIEVE THIS I LOSE EVERYTHING I OWN..
October 4th, 2008 4:47 PM
that surgeon didn't make my boobs big enough!
October 4th, 2008 10:22 PM
damn,ican,t believe they asked me for a senior cititzen discount card.
October 5th, 2008 7:26 AM
I can't believe that at the age of 25 I'm a used-up old whore, and by next year I'll be as bald as Hulk Hogan!
October 5th, 2008 11:15 PM
yes I know, I look like an old bag
October 7th, 2008 9:31 AM
Awww Man, swinging on that stripper pole gave me the worst wedgie ever!
October 7th, 2008 10:28 AM
Ohhh (cries) You see... This is exactly why a woman can't be president! One broken nail and there goes the country.
October 7th, 2008 9:01 PM
what do you mean I have to tell him I have a penis??
October 9th, 2008 1:27 AM
I thought I'd look like Cameron Diaz if I wore my hair this way.
October 9th, 2008 5:15 PM
You just need to see the new implants I've gotten.....NO my tan is not fake. I live in Miami, you know.
March 14th, 2009 1:47 PM
Damn!! I got body slammed right on my Tits!!!!!!!!!!