The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest 50
Welcome, celebrity gossip fans around the world, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, our Friday tradition. Who won this week's Caption Contest?
It's a tough call, with all the obvious material Brooke Hogan provides. But we chose keltie. Congratulations! Thanks to all, and good luck again this week!
Jennifer McDaniel stole my favorite man!
October 3rd, 2008 3:43 PM
(cries) my boobs totally aren't as perky as Audrina's!
October 3rd, 2008 3:43 PM
Nick is getting outta jail? Now everyone will pay attention to HIM aagain!
October 3rd, 2008 3:51 PM
Jennifer McDaniel stole my favorite man!
October 3rd, 2008 4:17 PM
I can't believe I have to go home and change again!
October 3rd, 2008 4:53 PM
I just >sniffle< wish that my boobs would point THIS way >sniffle
October 3rd, 2008 5:36 PM
Is that Brooke or the mom? Wow, she's aging quickly.
October 3rd, 2008 6:32 PM
OMG!!!!! I so totally forgot how to work the buttons on my sweater again!
October 3rd, 2008 7:44 PM
OMG! That entrance TOTALLY made my boobs look flat!! Now we have to do it all over again!
October 3rd, 2008 8:11 PM
OMG! i look like my 60 year old mother!
October 3rd, 2008 8:28 PM
Oh My God, I am a man!!! What a Saturday!!!
October 3rd, 2008 9:11 PM
awww frick, forgot the rest of my top again
October 4th, 2008 2:51 AM
i can't believe that guy didn't like my implants!
October 4th, 2008 11:59 AM
GOSH! I CANT BELIEVE THIS I LOSE EVERYTHING I OWN..
October 4th, 2008 4:47 PM
that surgeon didn't make my boobs big enough!
October 4th, 2008 10:22 PM
damn,ican,t believe they asked me for a senior cititzen discount card.
October 5th, 2008 7:26 AM
I can't believe that at the age of 25 I'm a used-up old whore, and by next year I'll be as bald as Hulk Hogan!
October 5th, 2008 11:15 PM
yes I know, I look like an old bag
October 7th, 2008 9:31 AM
Awww Man, swinging on that stripper pole gave me the worst wedgie ever!
October 7th, 2008 10:28 AM
Ohhh (cries) You see... This is exactly why a woman can't be president! One broken nail and there goes the country.
October 7th, 2008 9:01 PM
what do you mean I have to tell him I have a penis??
October 9th, 2008 1:27 AM
I thought I'd look like Cameron Diaz if I wore my hair this way.
October 9th, 2008 5:15 PM
You just need to see the new implants I've gotten.....NO my tan is not fake. I live in Miami, you know.