The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest 50

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Welcome, celebrity gossip fans around the world, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, our Friday tradition. Who won this week's Caption Contest?

It's a tough call, with all the obvious material Brooke Hogan provides. But we chose keltie. Congratulations! Thanks to all, and good luck again this week!

Brooke Eats it

Jennifer McDaniel stole my favorite man!

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Damn!! I got body slammed right on my Tits!!!!!!!!!!

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You just need to see the new implants I've gotten.....NO my tan is not fake. I live in Miami, you know.

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I thought I'd look like Cameron Diaz if I wore my hair this way.

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what do you mean I have to tell him I have a penis??

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Ohhh (cries) You see... This is exactly why a woman can't be president! One broken nail and there goes the country.

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Awww Man, swinging on that stripper pole gave me the worst wedgie ever!

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yes I know, I look like an old bag

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I can't believe that at the age of 25 I'm a used-up old whore, and by next year I'll be as bald as Hulk Hogan!

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that surgeon didn't make my boobs big enough!

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GOSH! I CANT BELIEVE THIS I LOSE EVERYTHING I OWN..

Brooke Hogan Biography

Brooke and her Cleavage Brooke Hogan is the daughter of a very famous wrestler. She has an awful singing voice and maybe even worse taste in fashion. Brooke does... More »
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Brooke Hogan Quotes

I thought we were one of the normal Hollywood families. It's crazy watching it all fall apart, but I hope for the best.

Brooke Hogan

I know if I was 48-years-old, I wouldn’t date a 19-year-old. I just don’t feel it’s her. And through all this stuff, I really need my mom, and she’s doing her own thing. I don’t talk to her anymore.

Brooke Hogan