Report: Olsen Twins Contemplate Matching Boob Jobs

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Star Magazine, also known as the beacon of celebrity news integrity, has a great story this morning - that Ashley Olsen is contemplating getting some larger breasts and trying to persuade twin sister Mary-Kate to get them as well.

“Ashley is considering getting her boobs done - she wants to be more voluptuous," reports a supposed insider. "And she told Mary-Kate that she wanted her to get one at the same time so that it wouldn’t be glaringly obvious."

Mary-Kate Olsen of Weeds

The article continues: "That way, they could say that they had just both matured and were filling out naturally.” Mmm hmm. Just like Audrina Patridge.

Mary-Kate Olsen, according to the report, is not a fan - she is “horrified” by the idea and “hates being told what to do and how to look by Ashley.”

NOTE TO THE OLSEN TWINS: If looking "voluptuous" is really the goal, you might start with a little nourishment. Seriously. Try the bacon cheeseburger the next time you're out. Not only will it "fill you out," but it will piss off PETA.

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Im two hot to be lookin at some sex tape of two ulgy trolls. They are one two skinny two too pouty in the lips three two short for any guy to bend down and kiss. KISS MY ASS YA TROLLS. MY BIG FAT BLACK ASS.

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No one wants to see the durty sex tape. They are two ulgy rats in sheeps clothing.

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marykate has some serious issues

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Is there surgery to make their eyes normal? I mean what's with this "doll" look? Can they force their eyes open any wider without them popping out?