Ray J: The Best Defense Against Reggie Bush

Bill Simmons is an ESPN columnist known as "The Sports Guy."

During his most recent NFL picks feature, Simmons pointed out the most effective way to stop Kim Kardashian's boyfriend, Reggie Bush, who is tied for the league lead with eight touchdowns this season. We'll let him share it with readers:

[During a] Saints road game, what if the home team handed out "faces on a stick," only the face on the stick belonged to Ray J, the guy who made the sex tape with Kim Kardashian? How could that NOT mess with Reggie's head?

You know that tape just kills him and continues to kill him. Why? BECAUSE HIS FIANCEE MADE A SEX TAPE WITH ANOTHER GUY!!!! Or what if the home team went a step further and hired Ray J to actually sing the national anthem before the game? These are the ideas we need to spice up the NFC South.

Sounds like a great idea to us. We're sure Ray J has some free time on his hands.

NFL opponents aren't taking advantage of a golden opportunity to get inside Reggie Bush's head... by showing Ray J getting inside Kim Kardashian.