Paris Hilton Wants to See Sarah Palin Nude

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We're not sure which is more depressing: Sarah Palin's attempts to make Barack Obama into a terrorist sympathizer, or Paris Hilton's attempts to be funny.

As she continues her fake Presidential run, Hilton has opened up to Harper's Bazaar about a number of topics. For starters? The Republican nominee for Vice President is hot!

"My advice to Sarah Palin is, you’ve got a hot bod; don’t keep it to yourself," Hilton says. "Why wear a pantsuit when you can wear a swimsuit? Welcome to the Lower 48, girlfriend."

And how will President Paris deal with the current economic crisis?

"I pledge to support the American workforce by wearing only American designers: Calvin Klein between Memorial Day and Labor Day, Donna Karan the rest of the year. Unless I wake up and the day is screaming for me to put on a bikini for my fellow Americans. Country first."

In Hilton's defense, only in America could someone such as herself be famous.

Paris Hilton wants to be the pretend President of the United States. We want her to be funnier in her bid to do so.

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Paris Hilton Biography

Ho Train On Us Weekly Cover Paris Hilton is a party host, bad actress, singer, model and painfully annoying skank based in Southern California. This former A-list... More »
Born
Birthplace
New York, New York
Full Name
Paris Whitney Hilton

Paris Hilton Quotes

We want to stay together forever. I wouldn't do a Vegas [wedding]. I don't know where or when but I do want it to be romantic.

Paris Hilton [on Benji Madden]

He's my best friend. He's just different from any guy that I've ever been with. I just trust him completely, and I know that he'd be there for me, no matter what.

Paris Hilton [on Benji Madden]
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