We think that's what's going on, anyway.

A new video from Funny or Die (we almost always wish someone would Die) is so remarkably unfunny, we're confused and left wondering what we missed.

Below, aspiring fake president Paris Hilton seeks the political advice of "one of the greatest fake presidents" - Martin Sheen, who played President Bartlet on NBC's The West Wing from 1999-2006. A great show, that. This video? Raw pain.