Yearning for emancipation from her parents, two-year-old Suri Cruise tries to sprint away from her imprisoned life during an afternoon walk in N.Y. City.

Unfortunately, mom Katie Holmes was there to rein her in. Which is probably for the best. We can't have celebrity babies roaming the streets alone.

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We're not sure which is more depressing: Sarah Palin's attempts to make Barack Obama into a terrorist sympathizer, or Paris Hilton's attempts to be funny.

As she continues her fake Presidential run, Hilton has opened up to Harper's Bazaar about a number of topics. For starters? The Republican nominee for Vice President is hot!

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We came across some photos of Adriana Lima topless and in black lingerie in a new Victoria's Secret campaign for a fragrance called Wish. Or something like that. Does it matter? It most certainly does not. Just take a look at this pic and enjoy:

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In an exclusive interview with celebrity news magazine OK! (their first of this entire week), Jamie Lynn Spears and Casey Aldridge are denying rumors that:

A recent series of celebrity gossip rumors have alleged that not only has Casey Aldridge, 19, been unfaithful, he's also gotten another girl pregnant.

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They really do. And we're not talking about eating disorders, drug problems, the worst fashion sense on Earth, or tangential connections to the death of a prominent actor earlier this year. We mean it in the literal sense!

Check out this Olsen Twins photo and see:

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Try not to drool on your keyboard as you stare at the photo below. It's a shot of the hunkiest High School Musical star of them all, decked out in his Wildcats basketball uniform.

OR IS IT?

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