Levi Johnston: Bring on Parenthood!

by at . Comments

Like some sort of governor with a rifle inside a helicopter, taking aim at a defenseless moose, Levi Johnston has his sights set on parenthood.

The soon-to-be son-in-law of Sarah Palin, and impending father to a baby with Bristol Palin, has spoken out to a reporter from the Associated Press. Here's what young Levi had to say. Forgive The Hollywood Gossip staff from editorializing when necessary, we couldn't help it...

On marrying Bristol: "We were planning on getting married a long time ago with or without the kid."

** THG Note: A long time ago, huh, Levi? You're 18, Bristol is 17. She's six months pregnant. Were you planning this marriage over an Easy Bake Oven, or during an episode of Barney and Friends?

On being a fathe
r: "I'm looking forward to having him. I'm going to take him hunting and fishing. He'll be everywhere with me... We're up for it. I'm excited to have my first kid. It's going to be a lot of hard work, but we can handle it."

** THG Note: Sort of like the Iraq war. After impregnating Bristol, we wonder if Levi hung a banner in the bedroom that read Emission Accomplished.

Levi Johnston was nervous before appearing on stage at the Republican National Convention in August... but whatever.

On joining the Sarah Palin campaign, which included sitting in open view at the Republican National Convention: "At first, I was nervous. Then I was like, 'Whatever.'"

** THG Note: This is actually more articulate than Governor Palin has been about her foreign policy experience.

On Barack Obama: "I don't know anything about him. He seems like a good guy. I like him."

** THG Note: You don't know anything about him, Levi? Seriously, do they have access to national newspapers, the Internet and/or news channels in Alaska?

On Sarah Palin: "I just hope she wins. She's my future mother-in-law. She better win."


Seems like the Palins attract stupid people into their extended family huh? "Yeah I'm havin' a kid to take fishin and huntin - I know nothing about Obama (or safe sex), and all I know is that my Maw-in-Law better win cuz...well it'll take her attention off beating the crap out of me for knockin up Bristol while she was trying to get elected" Why does this smell like a Britney and Jamie Spears thing to me? How far North can you get and still act like hicks?


will good luck both of you and the new baby too,your son it will be a good soldier of sarah palin!! she will be a great grandma coz she will teach all young american how to hold a gun...go out and vote wisely..


They look like they're in their late thirties, not teenagers. So much for clean living.
Say goodbye, kids!

Levi Johnston Quotes

I like to go camping and hang out with the boys, do some fishing, shoot some s**t and just f***in' chillin' I guess.

Levi Johnston

I'm a f***in' redneck who likes to snowboard and ride dirt bikes. But I live to play hockey.

Levi Johnston