Kim Kardashian is Not Engaged

At 4:35 Tuesday morning, Kim Kardashian posted an engagement announcement on her MySpace page. It implied that boyfriend Reggie Bush had proposed by placing a ring inside her dessert. Just one problem:

"She doesn't have a Facebook page," said Kardashian's representative, shooting down the rumor that her and Reggie had finalized plans to tie the knot.

While Kardashian and Bush may not be officially engaged, the reality TV star - and really bad dancer - admitted in June that marriage is on the table between the couple.

"That's something that we do talk about," she said. "I think that when you spend so much time with someone who is such a big part of your life, that's definitely the future."

Reggie Bush has definitely seen Kim Kardashian nude. We're just sayin.