Karissa and Kristina Shannon: Law-Breaking Sex Kittens

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We expect to see photos of Karissa and Kristina Shannon naked. These Playboy models are boffing Hugh Hefner, after all.

But we didn't expect to wake up this morning and stumble across a pair of mug shots of The Shannon Twins.

Turns out that Florida police arrested Karissa and Kristina on suspicion of felony aggravated battery in the early morning hours of January 10; the twins were booked on the spot, according to arrest reports obtained by E! News.

Seriously, do these two do everything together?!?

The Shannon Twins Mug Shot

The Shannon Twins were released from custody after posting $10,000 bonds, handed probation and ordered to pay restitution for the incident. Moreover, Karissa Shannon - who is, ummm, one of the two pictured above - was arrested on suspicion of misdemeanor battery last November.

It's safe to assume the Playboy founder runs background checks on potential mates, so yesterday's conversation between Hefner and E! Online's Marc Malkin make it clear that the former will look past these arrests:

"They very much want to be girlfriends and now under the present circumstance, they probably will become my girlfriends," he said.

We wonder if Amy Leigh Andrews is clean.


They had normal eyebrows before Hef the sperminator gave them an 83 year old espresso shot to the face.


From the inside scoop, from people who know Hugh Hefner: His image as a grandfatherly stud is primarily PR (public relations). He's really not totally like his public persona, but when people think so, it sure sells magazines! And also it perpetuates the stereotype that a man can stay as virile throughout his life as he can when he reaches his peak at just 18 years old. Hope springs eternal.....


What is up with their eyebrows?

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