With her career deteriorating a little more each day, it's no surprise that Jessica Simpson has her sights set on Plan B: Marrying a really rich guy.
Today's Chicago-Sun Times reports that wedding bells may not be far off for Simpson and her beau, hunky Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo:
"One of my best Dallas snoops just happened to be in the original Neiman Marcus in Big D, shortly after Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo were in the store checking out big sparklers - the kind women wear on their left-hand ring finger."
"I'm hearing the couple are talking about a winter wedding. Dallas fans can relax. The happy twosome are said to be planning to tie the knot after the end of the season, including the Super Bowl - should the Cowboys make it to the big game."
Buy one ring, kiss your chance at another goodbye. So poetic. This is tremendous news for fans of any NFL team but Dallas. Less good news for fans of not stabbing yourself? Jessica singing "Angels" on Dancing with the Stars last night.
Holy crap, she is abysmally awful. This clip must be heard to be believed, although we recommend heavy tranquilizers first. We're really impressed at Maksim Chmerkovskiy and Cheryl Burke for not bursting out laughing. Talk about pros ...
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October 1st, 2008 5:29 PM
I have to say, I listened to the video for all of 10 seconds and had to turn it off.
Since I'm not a fan of Simpson and rarely listen to her music, I haven't been too critical of her music. But you really hit the mark this time, she's terrible.
October 1st, 2008 8:53 PM
Fantastic! Love Jessica singing this song. Sorry but Jessica did a great job! And she's gorgeous to boot.......
October 1st, 2008 9:27 PM
she was so out of tune. i could not stand it.
October 2nd, 2008 8:18 AM
I have seen this woman on tv several times singing her songs and every time she sings out of tune, can not reach the high notes without yelling and it is not enjoyable listening to her sing. She can not decide to sing country or pop and fails to deliver either one. I do not think she can sing. She needs to marry Tony, have babies and get out of the music scene completely. her album reached #1 only because no other country artist had an album out at that time (this was planned by her people). Now it is dropping down on the charts and not selling. Country people are not fools as some tend to believe--and they were not fooled by her.
October 13th, 2008 3:16 PM
She looks like she wants to swallow the microphone. What a ho!
October 23rd, 2008 11:32 PM
I LISTENED TO THE "ENTIRE" VID EVEN THOUGH I HAD TO WAIT 5 MINUTES+ FOR YOU TUBE TO DOWNLOAD IT, AND SHE'S PHENOMENAL! I AM A PROFESSIONAL SINGER AND I CAN'T HIT HER OCTAVES! MAYBE YOU NEED TO UPGRADE YOUR PC SPEAKERS TO BOSE! SHE'S AWESOME AND HER NEW COUNTRY TUNE, "COME ON OVER" IS PRETTY CATCHY.... NOW, THAT ONE I CAN SING! QUIT HATING ON A GEORGEOUS GIRL WITH A BEAUTIFUL VOICE!
December 1st, 2009 10:46 PM
Perfect work!