Hugh Hefner has trouble recognizing women with their clothes on.
During a recent public appearance with new girlfriends Karissa and Kristina Shannon, the Playboy founder looks utterly perplexed. And really short.
As Hef stares at Karissa (or Kristina), and Kristina (or Karissa) stands idly by, it's easy to forget that this guy is older than John McCain. Let's cut him some slack and remember:
Hefner typically only sees the backside of women in bed. He probably had no idea Karissa and Kristina were even twins.