There's only one way Hugh Hefner will be seeing Holly Madison nude from now on:
Buy a copy of his own magazine.
The former number-one girlfriend of the Playboy founder confirmed her break up with Hefner this week, simply telling celebrity gossip blog TMZ: "Hef and I aren't together."
Despite the break up, Madison said her, Kendra Wilkinson and Bridget Marquardt - Hefner's top three girlfriends and stars of the reality show The Girls Next Door - are "still filming stuff together. We're having fun."
Unfortunately for Hef, though, that fun is now with other men: Madison has been romantically linked with Criss Angel, while engagement rumors have even been flying around Wilkinson and Philadelphia Eagles wide receiver Hank Baskett.
We'd feel sorry for Hefner, but come on. The dude is 82, still has an assortment of models with whom he can have sex and wears a bathrobe all day. Life could be worse.