You gotta hand it to Elisabeth Hasselbeck.
On The View today, the resident conservative hot mess at least gave it the ol' college try, attempting to explain why Sarah Palin is qualified to be U.S. President.
Unfortunately, that's more than an ambitious task, it's impossible, as the clip below shows. Too bad she couldn't pull a Tina Fey and ask for a lifeline at the end.























October 1st, 2008 5:32 PM
I believe Palin has the potential to prove herself capable of handling the job of President of the United States. Hasselback, however, has absolutely no idea what she's talking about half the time when referring to politics. So I suggest that the best way for her to defend Palin, would really be to say nothing at all.
October 1st, 2008 7:02 PM
i feel bad for elizabeth sometimes, they should at least get 1 more bush lover on the show so it's not always one-sided. make it a fair fight!
October 1st, 2008 9:56 PM
Finally, Elisabeth is shown as the idiot that we all know that she is. She should leave the show and allow "The View" to hire someone who can offer a more intelligent viewpoint for the 25-35 age group.
October 2nd, 2008 1:14 AM
Elisabeth, just like Palin, is a post turtle. What is a post turtle?
Don't know if this is true, but it's a great analogy nevertheless.
POST TURTLE
While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year-old Texas rancher who caught his hand in a gate while working with cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually, the topic got around to Sarah Palin and her bid to be a heartbeat away from being President.
The old rancher said, "Well, ya know, Palin is a post turtle."
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a post turtle was.
The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle."
The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain.
"You know she didn't get up there by herself, she doesn't belong up there, she doesn't know what to do while she is up there, and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put her up there to begin with."
They both should be let go for the good of women, and for the good of the nation. They can't cut it, they simply don't have what it takes, which is brains, real brains. Not doublespeak, smileyface, empty words brains, but real, analytical, critical thinking, able to form coherent sentences and thoughts brains. Though Hasselbeck is not as scary as Palin, I must admit.
October 2nd, 2008 5:55 AM
BITCHES!!!
October 2nd, 2008 6:24 AM
Elizabeth is as dumb as Palin herself!!!
This bitch couldn't even answer Barbara's question about how Palin could make a good president....She tried to deflect the question by saying, "what about Barack?" She sounds just like Palin when Katie Couric asked her "what newspaper do you read?"
I like E-Hass, I think she's hot but intellectually she brings nothing to the table. Republicans can do no wrong....not even dumb ass Palin.
As far as the debate.....all Joe Biden has to say is "Hi my name is Joe Biden, thank you good night!" and Palin will hang herself!
October 2nd, 2008 9:50 AM
Do you people have cloth ears???? She gave at least three very good reasons why she thought Sarah Palin would make a good president. While you think they might not be good reasons please don't lie and say she did not answer the question! Are you mentally challenged or deaf? Did you not hear her response?
October 2nd, 2008 2:15 PM
Not fair at all, you have two african-americans and two senior citizens against you, you better walk away... you can not argue with bitter bitches.
October 2nd, 2008 5:44 PM
hope the family of elizabeth it well not come the same happen the family of palin.
October 3rd, 2008 11:21 PM
She is a bimbo, and we do not need to be exposed to the "Views" of an unintelligent, empty headed young girl who mispresents the best that 20 somethings are capable of in this country. Goodbye Hasselbeck ~