Dancing with the Stars Recap: Brooke Burke and Derek Hough Cause Lung Cancer

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We doubt Brooke Burke and Derek Hough actually encourage smoking. It's been proven to cause cancer.

But the front-runners on this season of Dancing with the Stars this season performed such a sexy Samba that they caused judge Bruno Tonioli to exclaim:

“This was raunchy with a capital Rrrr. I need a smoke!”

Lance Bass and Lacey Schimmer were equally impressive, however, as each wore eyeliner during a bold version of the Tango. Here's a full look at last night's scores:

  • Maurice Green & Cheryl Burke (Samba): 20
  • Cody Linley & Julianne Hough (Tango): 23 
  • Toni Braxton & Alec Mazo (Samba): 22
  • Cloris Leachman & Corky Ballas (Tango): 22
  • Rocco DiSpirito & Karina Smirnoff (Samba): 18
  • Susan Lucci & Tony Dovolani (Tango): 24
  • Brooke Burke & Derek hough (Samba): 26
  • Lance Bass & Lacey Schwimmer (Tango): 26
  • Warren Sapp & Kym Johnson (Samba): 22
Really Hot Stuff

Derek Hough and Brooke Burke sizzle on Dancing with the Stars.


Dancing with the Stars Quotes

We should have started dancing with one arm waaay before.

Cristian de la Fuente [following his injury, trip to the hospital and subsequent stellar performance]

I am not the best dancer, and I have not been the best dancer from the beginning. I am happy we made it this far.

Cristian de la Fuente