Dancing with the Stars Power Rankings, Week Two

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Kim Kardashian has been eliminated, leaving Dancing with the Stars with a much smaller average bust size.

Other than that, where do the couples stand after two weeks? Let's take a look the second edition of our season seven power rankings...

1. Brooke Burke and Derek Hough: Forget their three consecutive top scores; popularity will truly soar as Brooke Burke nude pic buzz escalates.

2. Warren Sapp and Kym Johnson: Rumors say Sapp is acting like a diva backstage; he's performing like a champion on stage!

3. Cody Linley and Julianne Hough: Hough gets better looking every time we watch.

4. Lance Bass and Lacey Schwimmer: Silky smooth, but lose points for Bass' dancing background.

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5. Toni Braxton and Alec Mazo: She hasn't had a hit song in years, he's never won the competition. Will combined anonymity affect their chances?

6. Maurice Greene and Cheryl Burke: The chemistry is growing.

7. Misty May-Treanor and Maksim Chmerkovskiy: The year away from the show seems to have affected Maks' timing.

8. Susan Lucci & Tony Dovolani: All My Children actress has the fan base to stick around.

9. Cloris Leachman & Corky Ballas: She's obviously the worst dancer here, but at least she's funny...

10. Rocco Dispirito & Karina Smirnoff: ... as opposed to DiSpirito, who looks more bored than we do during most episode of Private Practice.

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Dancing with the Stars Quotes

We should have started dancing with one arm waaay before.

Cristian de la Fuente [following his injury, trip to the hospital and subsequent stellar performance]

I am not the best dancer, and I have not been the best dancer from the beginning. I am happy we made it this far.

Cristian de la Fuente