Brooke Hogan eventually posing naked for Playboy is easier to predict than Shenae Grimes skipping dinner tonight.

Still, fans will need to wait to witness this blessed event, as a representative for Hogan says her client has turned down an offer from the magazine. For now.

"Brooke just didn’t feel that it was the right time," the rep told Us Weekly. "It's not out of the question for the future, but we'll have to see."

Will Brooke Hogan eventually join the likes of Amy Leigh Andrews as a Playboy model? Come on. Is Dina Lohan a spawn of Satan?