If you're gonna marry someone whose job is centered around touching other women's fake boobs, you better have a strong sense of perspective.
Fortunately for Howard Stern, he's found a mate that fits that description in Beth Ostrosky.
Ostrosky, who married the radio show host on October 3 and says that life has "only gotten better" since then, has the following advice for future brides-to-be:
"Don't sweat the small stuff. In the end, the color of the flowers doesn't matter!"
There's at least one The Hollywood Gossip staffer who would agree with that.