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Tom Cruise has bigger problems than the fashion sense of Suri Cruise and Katie Holmes (matching outfits, come on). We're talking about bribing judges!

Church of Scientology critic Peter Letterese is currently accusing some of the leaders of the controversial religion (including Tom Cruise) of paying off a federal judge and others to hold up a $250 million lawsuit he filed back in July.

Posted in: Tom Cruise

Their respective spouses now a thing of the past, rumored couple Madonna and Alex Rodriguez took a little trip to Jerry and Jessica Seinfeld's waterfront mansion in the Hamptons last week, according to a report in The New York Post.

A helicopter carrying A-Rod was spotted landing in East Hampton, where he was picked up in a white Porsche 911 matching the description of Jessica's car.

Posted in: Madonna

Katie Holmes and Suri Cruise wear matching or coordinated outfits like every single day, but when it's matching orange dresses, well... that's particularly special.

It is Halloween, after all. Check out the pic of Tom Cruise's wife and Earth's biggest (cutest) celebrity baby below and try not to combust from the adorableness.

Posted in: Katie Holmes