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Welcome, celebrity news fans around the world, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, our Friday tradition. Who won this week's Caption Contest?

We're giving it to the duchess. Congratulations! The winning entry appears below the photo, with the full list of responses further down the page. Enjoy!

Todd and Sarah Palin Picture

"Country first, Lime Growers Association annual board meeting second."

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Tom Cruise has bigger problems than the fashion sense of Suri Cruise and Katie Holmes (matching outfits, come on). We're talking about bribing judges!

Church of Scientology critic Peter Letterese is currently accusing some of the leaders of the controversial religion (including Tom Cruise) of paying off a federal judge and others to hold up a $250 million lawsuit he filed back in July.

In response to these alleged dastardly deeds, Letterese has amended the suit for an extra $15 million. That's right. He now wants $265 million.

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Moving forward with a lawsuit against the famously litigous Church of Scientology is a challenging enough task to achieve, but accusing federal judges of taking bribes would make Letterese’s difficult battle seem impossibly uphill.

The defendants don't seem too worried about it, either.

As an associate of Tom Cruise was quoted as saying:

“Without compelling proof to support these allegations, like video of the judges being handed envelopes of cash, I think he stands a better chance of successfully bouncing down a flight of stairs on his head than he has of winning this lawsuit.”

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Get the moving trucks ready, Karissa and Kristina Shannon!

Bridget Marquardt has confirmed that an era is ending at the Playboy Mansion.

"Holly and Kendra are moving out right now," Marquardt told Us Weekly at the Playboy fragrance launch in N.Y. City yesterday. "I don't know how much longer I'll be there."

Bridget Marquardt Nude

As for Bridget's future, once she's no longer known simply as a girlfriend of Hugh Hefner, what will she be up to?

"I've been doing a travel channel show," the busty blonde said. "So to be honest, I'm not even there that much at the moment anyway."

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Should Milo Ventimiglia worry?

Probably not. But it's been a long time since we've seen Hayden Panettiere mingle with her ex, Laguna Beach alum Stephen Colletti - as they did below at the BlackBerry Bold launch in Beverly Hills Thursday - who she once dated for over a year.

Hayden: InStyle UK Photo

Stephen Colletti is reportedly "still friends" with Heroes' Hayden Panettiere.

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In irony news, a couple who sold the photos of Amy Winehouse allegedly smoking crack to a British celebrity gossip magazine just got smoked themselves.

For dealing the drugs to her, natch.

Amy Winehouse and Father

Johnny Blagrove and Cara Burton admitted in a London court today they were the ones who offered to deal coke and E to the train wreck, after a recent raid of their home turned up a list of stars they sling to - Amy Winehouse among them.

One of the "alleged" Amy Winehouse photos in question.

Prosecutors had alleged the couple secretly filmed Amy Winehouse "allegedly" smoking crack and sold them to The Sun. The pics were published in January.

Incredibly, detectives couldn't get enough evidence to charge Wino at the time. Let's hear it for lawyers! Blagrove and Burton will be sentenced Nov. 28.

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As we mentioned a few weeks back Lauren Conrad is the November 2008 cover girl for Cosmopolitan. Needless to say, we think she looks beautiful.

So much so, in fact, that we've posted the cover featuring The Hills star a second time. You can also follow this link to read Cosmo's feature on LC.

Lauren Conrad Cosmopolitan Cover

Lauren Conrad talks about "bad girl sex" in the new issue of Cosmopolitan ... we wish. That's actually just a separate story teased on the cover. Stupid editors.

The Hills star can be seen every Monday on her reality show, as well as on talk shows, celebrity gossip magazines and websites on a regular basis.

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Their respective spouses now a thing of the past, rumored couple Madonna and Alex Rodriguez took a little trip to Jerry and Jessica Seinfeld's waterfront mansion in the Hamptons last week, according to a report in The New York Post.

A helicopter carrying A-Rod was spotted landing in East Hampton, where he was picked up in a white Porsche 911 matching the description of Jessica's car.

Madonna in Stealth Mode

Less than 40 minutes later, another chopper carrying Madonna took off from NYC's Chelsea Piers and landed at the same airstrip, the newspaper reports.

"A dark SUV and Jerry in another Porsche both pulled up and picked up Madonna, and they headed back to Jerry's place," a witness told The Post.

"When they arrived at the Seinfeld home, Madonna poked her head out the window and could be clearly seen ... the visit lasted a few hours."

Is it odd Madonna and A-Rod chilled with Jerry and Jessica Seinfeld? Not really.

"The Seinfelds have been friends with Madonna for years. They're neighbors on the West Side, so it's really no surprise," an insider tells the paper. "And Jerry and Jessica Seinfield go to her concerts whenever she's in town."

Let the double-dating fun begin!

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Ashlee Simpson is due to give birth any minute, Pete Wentz says.

"She is very pregnant," the Fall Out Boy bassist told Ryan Seacrest Thursday. "I am on call permanently right now. She's at the very end, and it could happen at any point."

Wentz adds that Simpson-Wentz, 24, is "excited" to give her pimp, Joe Simpson, his first grandchild and newest client become a mom.

"She feels hot all the time," says Wentz, 29, joking that their thermostat is set to 34. "I think she wants to just be not pregnant anymore... It's a struggle to go up and down the stairs. Going out in public is insane."

Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson-Wentz

Another milestone the newly-married pair is looking forward to is naming their little bundle of the joy – but not until after the birth.

"I want to meet (the baby) first," says Pete Wentz.

"My friend said it – you've gotta have a baby with a name that could be a rock star or a senator, so he'll get work either way."

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From firefighters to change you can laugh at, a slew of celebrities were in the Halloween spirit this week.

Can you even recognize the vixens in the costumes below?

Kim Kardashian and useless friend Brittny Gastineau make their way to a costume party. At least we think Gastineau is in costume.

Click on the following thumbnails for more dressed up celebs, including Ellen DeGeneres making a humorous case for Barack Obama, and Kendra Wilkinson dressed up as someone that wears clothing...

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Katie Holmes and Suri Cruise wear matching or coordinated outfits like every single day, but when it's matching orange dresses, well... that's particularly special.

It is Halloween, after all. Check out the pic of Tom Cruise's wife and Earth's biggest (cutest) celebrity baby below and try not to combust from the adorableness.

Katie Holmes and Suri Cruise Picture

ORANGE YOU GLAD IT'S OCTOBER 31: Always fashion-forward, Katie Holmes and daughter Suri Cruise get in the Halloween spirit. [Photo Credit: Splash News Online]