Okay, we don't even know Lee Kirk.
But with Jenna Fischer having identified the writer as her new "super cute boyfriend," we can safely say that we hope Kirk's pen explodes. So there!
The couple was spotted together at Sunday's Emmy Awards, as The Office star told People about her man:
"We met through mutual friends. We've actually known each other for a long time. He went to college with an old friend of mine."
You better treat Jenna well, Lee Kirk. We'll be watching.