Best Love Triangle Ever: Verne Troyer, Dominique Arganese and Jason "Wee Man" Acuna

Verne Troyer just can’t catch a break.

First, the Ranae Shrider sex tape gets leaked. Now the new chick he's dating goes and starts cheating on him with Jason “Wee Man” Acuna of Jackass fame.

Canadian model Dominique Arganese was last seen locking lips with Verne in Vegas, but New York Post gossipers are claiming they recently saw her getting it on with Jason “Wee Man” Acuna - the wild, crazy, skateboarding Jackass star.

At an even four feet, he's a foot taller than Verne Troyer. Does that give him a complex when both are technically... little? Just some food for thought.

The skanky ways of Dominique Arganese are still relatively little-known, but they helped get her a job in Vegas, performing in an up-and-coming show.

Her new boss, Jeff Beacher, summing up Vegas as well as anyone ever has, stated that “[Dominique] is of the most beautiful girls I have ever seen, and as soon as I heard she was sleeping with every midget in town, I knew she was perfect for my show.”