I told you guys I didn't kill them... Oh wait, wrong trial. Man I've committed so many crimes I lose track.
Everyone please step back or I'll KILL YOU!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA! Just kidding... or AM I???!?!?!?
Hold up. Didn't I request a white Ford Bronco?
Easy over there. I'm killed twice, I'll kill again.
Thank you, thank you. Once I am acquitted in this case, my next career milestone will be to beat the rap for embezzlement and wire fraud.
OJ: This trial is a joke. They got no case. My lawyer's absolutely SLAYING in there, guys... feel me?
Cop on left: Nice purse, O.J.
Cop on right: Those pants don't match that blazer!
Cop in the back: Man, is it too late for me to change races?
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