The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest 48

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Welcome, celebrity gossip fans around the world, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, our Friday tradition. Who won this week's Caption Contest?

There were plenty of good ones to choose from, but we went with the entry sent it to us by TheJuice. Thanks to all for playing, and good luck this week!

I told you guys I didn't kill them... Oh wait, wrong trial. Man I've committed so many crimes I lose track.

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I told you guys I didn't kill them... Oh wait, wrong trial. Man I've committed so many crimes I lose track.

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Everyone please step back or I'll KILL YOU!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA! Just kidding... or AM I???!?!?!?

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Hold up. Didn't I request a white Ford Bronco?

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Easy over there. I'm killed twice, I'll kill again.

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Thank you, thank you. Once I am acquitted in this case, my next career milestone will be to beat the rap for embezzlement and wire fraud.

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OJ: This trial is a joke. They got no case. My lawyer's absolutely SLAYING in there, guys... feel me?

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Cop on left: Nice purse, O.J.
Cop on right: Those pants don't match that blazer!

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Cop in the back: Man, is it too late for me to change races?