The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest 47

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Welcome, celebrity news and gossip fans, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, our Friday tradition. Who won this week's Caption Contest?

    Our winner is Amelie. Congrats! Scroll down to see the winning entry. Thanks to all for playing and good luck again in this week's Caption Contest!

    Aww hell y'all! I think I just shat meself!

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    WHAT!! you DON'T like my Marilyn Monroe impression?!?

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    Oh My! Did I just show my Britney?

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    "Augh! One of my silicones just slid down my thigh!"

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    OH! PEOPLE PLS JUST LOOK AT MY BEAUTIFUL LEGS, DONT LOOK UP COZ MY THONG IS ALREADY TAKING......

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    Aw hell y'all! I think I just shat meself!

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    OMG!! I WET MYSELF!

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    Matt Saracen laments his new day job after Friday Night Lights is officially cancelled.

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    Oh my god!!! My cock just fell out of my thong..

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    Nooo! Turn off that Carrie Underwood video now!

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    Dude in the background: Jessica Simpson is a country singer now?!?

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    Abilene, Texas
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    Jessica Ann Simpson

    Jessica Simpson Quotes

    They're just the cutest couple in the world. They are adorable. Anybody would wish to be them and you can only wish them well. Just being around them inspires love and everything I sing about.

    Jessica Simpson [on her sister and Pete Wentz]

    It’s fun to do a small film that might be released to DVD not because it’s a horrible film, but because it’s an independent film. For people to say Employee of the Month was a flop is ludicrous. We made the money back–that’s not a flop. For people to say The Dukes of Hazzard was a flop–it opened to $30 million! If these movies are flops, why would I still make them?

    Jessica Simpson
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