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Country first, Levi. But, seriously dude, condoms second.
Once again, Republicans show they don't know how to pull out.
MCCAIN: You better hope knocking up Bristol doesn't cost me the election. I know people. They know how to get rid of a body. No one will ever find you. Have a good day kids!
McCain to Levi Johnston: "Next time leave your Johnston in your Levi's!"
Don't worry Levi, if she ever gets fat and ugly you can always leave her for an heiress with 7 houses. Giggity.
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