McCain: Damn, wish I had thought to take that route to the white house.
Levi: Does that mean I can move in?
McCain- Everything will be fine as long as you don't tell the press that the baby is mine
they would have probably said, "gee, we were only playing around, but not for real".
McCain: Just remember, "If your gonna get silly, cover your willy."
Son, you play hockey so you should understand the meaning of "pulling the goalie."
McCain: It's ok this time, but next time cover up your Big John..hehehehe
Well, as long as it gets more publicity....
MCcain: Boy, Don't you know the saying,before you spend the night with Venus, make sure you engulf your penis? What if the baby turns out to be a litlle retard like Sarah's. Last thing the weould neeeeddds is more retards.
Thanks for taking the heat on the new baby Levi, if my wife found out it was mine, well.. lets hope it never comes to that.
Bristol: The two most important men in my life, together at last.
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