A few points before we recap last night's episode of The Hills ...
- Heidi Montag celebrated her 22nd birthday yesterday - 22 going on 62.
- Spencer Pratt is becoming more of a Spencer Pratt caricature each week.
- Justin Bobby is a d!ck. He is a f*%king d!ckhead. We realize this is The Hills, and not something we should actually care so much about, but if Audrina Patridge keeps this worthless d-bag around, she obviously has no self-respect.
Anyway. The broken friendship of Lauren Conrad and Heidi Montag once again took center stage as Heidi's sister, Holly Montag, says she misses LC!
Spencer Pratt? Not thrilled by this comment.
He hilariously forbid Holly from seeing Lauren as long as she was staying with them, while Heidi just sat there quietly. This guy is seriously amazing.
Seems his threats are a tad idle, though. Stephanie Pratt has stayed pals with Lauren thus far, and now Holly Montag seems intent on doing the same.
Disobeying the great Spencer - gasp! - Holly texted LC to set up lunch. OMFG!
Understandably, Lauren Conrad was apprehensive about going, since being friends with Stephanie Pratt has already resulted in mucho drama.
She went anyway, though, and listened as Holly Montag told her that Heidi was "overwhelmed" by the loss of her friendship with her.
In fact, this whole episode made it seem like the former BFFs really missed each other. No way that's actually true, but it makes for good TV.
Let's hear it for the editors at MTV, everyone!
Later, Justin-Bobby (a.k.a. Justin Brescia) acted like a complete d-bag.
At the same time Audrina keeps giving him more chances, he doesn't even care enough to show up at something really important to her. What a c0ck.
Audrina had to attend a big event for Epic Records - the president of the company was even coming - and while Lauren and Lo were kind enough to stop by (and even act nice to Audrina!), Justin-Bobby totally stood her up. Again.
But she'll take him back. The weak ones always cave eventually.
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September 16th, 2008 10:30 AM
spencer and heidi are both suck!! seriously they dont have right to chosing friend for holly..go go go holly you have right to chose who ever you want,...
September 16th, 2008 12:03 PM
Where does this web-site get away with using such language???
September 16th, 2008 1:19 PM
DON'T change the language - you are just telling it like it is - gives me a chuckle a day - thank you :)
September 16th, 2008 3:44 PM
I think Heidi has no self-respect since she keeps Spencer around. I seriously don't know what she sees in that guy. Does it not clue either one of them in that everyone, even their sisters, would rather be friends with LC? Maybe all the plastic she's had implanted over the last year is messing with her head.
September 16th, 2008 9:23 PM
Well anyways, what's the name of the band that played at the event Audrina tended to? They were so good!
September 17th, 2008 3:27 PM
The band was called The White Tie Affair.
September 18th, 2008 2:00 PM
Spencer really makes me miss Jordan from season 1! I'm really shocked that Heidi stays with Spencer, with how awful he treats her and her family. She's always saying that she can't believe some of the things he says or does, well we can't believe you haven't left him! Jordan was much nicer and she kicked him to the curb.
September 21st, 2008 1:25 PM
Am i the only one out there that do not like Lauren??? She tries 2 control ppl,if she dont like someone then everyone else should'nt aswell. Audrina is cool...Lauren is a bitch. An dont even get me started on those 2 jokers heidi and pratt!!!
September 22nd, 2008 9:41 PM
was it just me or did lauren totally have a mustache the entire episode?? and what was up with the outfit she wore to lunch with holly? i guess she felt like she had to MAN up to the situation
November 5th, 2008 6:20 PM
i think spencer is a d!ck n heidi is dumb for stayin with him afta everythin he's done...but i spose she is blonde!!!not sayin that all blondes r dumb cos im 1myself n i aint dumb, they both deserve eachotha!!d!ckheads