Sports Gal Rails Against Hills Salaries

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Curious how The Sports Gal - wife of ESPN columnist Bill Simmons, a.k.a. The Sports Guy - feels about the heated 2008 presidential election?

We have no idea how she feels about that. But when it comes to the alleged pay discrepancies on MTV's The Hills, she's happy to tell us:

The Hills Stars

"The Hills salaries and it bothered me that Lo makes six times less than Heidi. Lo and her eye rolls and bitchy comments are the key to the show. Lo Bosworth calls it like she sees it and here's what she sees: Audrina, a wanna-be rocker chick with W.T. friends whose goal in life is to become a Crest Whitestrip. If I shared a house with Audrina Patridge, I would make her live in the servant's quarters like Lo did. Anyhoo, Lo is so much more valuable than the humorless, cue-card-reading, seven-hours-of-makeup-wearing, fake-job-having Heidi. I urge MTV to cut Heidi Montag's makeup/hair extensions budget by $20,000 a week and give the extra money to Lo."

Great stuff. And the SG doesn't make terrible points.

Lauren Conrad tends to side with Lo, who seems to get a raw deal from fans at times. As for Heidi, we have little to add to such brilliance.

Do you agree with her points? Are you on Team Audrina Patridge or Team Lauren Bosworth? Tell us in the poll below ...

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The Hills Quotes

Brody's girlfriend is pretty. With very large breasts.

Lauren Bosworth [on Cora Skinner]

Someone with a great sense of humor is the most important thing, and someone who really supports me in everything I do... I don’t ever want to make an excuse for trying to work hard and having my own life. I love a guy that supports that and loves that.

Lauren Conrad [on men]