Fans of The Hills know that Spencer Pratt has some in-law drama of his own (see Montag, Holly - more on that later today), but someone's got it worse.
Seen here at Sunday's MTV VMAs, the reality TV villain found a bit of common ground with Fall Out Boy bassist Pete Wentz - and let him know about it:
Yes, Joe Simpson is controlling and insane. But Pete knew that going in.
Later, Wentz and Spencer Pratt proceeded to exchange tales of what it's like to see their talentless, plastic surgery-loving better halves naked.