Natalie Portman Finally Dumps Devendra Banhart

Natalie Portman and Devendra Banhart have reportedly split up. Please, breathe. Try to contain your shock over this devastating piece of celebrity news.

Things apparently just weren't working out between the pair, who started dating in April. Portman appeared in the video for Banhart’s song "Carmensita."

They were "just too different" to make it work, sources say.

In fact, even more officially calling it quits with Devendra, Natalie was apparently on the lookout for a replacement. She might be pointing at you, guys ...

I WANT YOU: Guys, perhaps you will be the next to see the newly-single Natalie Portman naked. Good luck. We'll be holding our collective breath over here.