Michael Lohan Makes Engagement Official, No One Cares

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It's official, folks:

Michael Lohan is engaged to Erin Muller.

Lindsay's ex-con of a father had pretty much made this announcement last month - but he's now announcing it to the world, via Star Magazine (the bigger gossip tabloids, like most of the world, obviously don't care very much).

“We’re thrilled to announce our engagement. We can’t wait to start our life together as a married couple,” the couple, who have been dating for over a year, said in a statement. “We haven’t set a date yet, but we hope it will be a family affair.”

And we hope tear gas is dropped onto said family affair.

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Michael Lohan Quotes

Just like the [topless] Marilyn Monroe spread, Linds is my daughter and there are just some things a father doesn't want to see or hear, regardless of whether they are true or false.

Michael Lohan [on daughter dating Samanta Ronson]

Michael Lohan: Maybe her mother's life revolves around the tabloids and reports, but mine doesn't. I am into setting a good example and doing good things that don't deceive or exploit my kids. But I will say this: While we were a family, you never even saw or heard a negative thing about any of us.

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