Lindsay Lohan Nude For Playboy? Surprisingly Not!

It used to be an open invite to magazines and dozens of dudes, but it looks like from now on, only Samantha Ronson will be seeing Lindsay Lohan naked.

The actress, who's become an ardent fan of girl-on-girl action in recent months, has just turned down a $700,000 offer to pose nude in Playboy.

Specifically, Hugh Hefner's enterprise wanted Lindsay Lohan topless for an eight-page spread in Playboy's 55th-anniversary issue this January.

"If there's nudity, the answer's no ... She's not going down that [New York Magazine] road again," the actress' rep said in a statement to Playboy, referring to the strange Lindsay Lohan nude Marilyn Monroe tribute last winter.

Lindsay Lohan nude used to be a far more frequent, public thing.

Playboy hoped to have Lohan do a tribute to '60s sex kitten Ann-Margret and her film "Kitten With a Whip," which is supposedly one of Lindsay's faves.

Instead, she'll probably just be content starring in a private sex tape involving a SamRo with a whip, some handcuffs and who the hell knows what else.