Jessica Simpson to "Perform" on Dancing with the Stars

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Shortly after cursing beau Tony Romo’s Dallas Cowboys to an embarrassing loss to the Washington Redskins, Jessica Simpson announced a new gig.

The alleged singer will be getting in on the Dancing with the Stars action this season with a "very special performance" on an upcoming episode.

According to a report, she’ll "sing" two of her "songs" - “Come on Over” and “Angels” - while accompanied by the professional dancers onstage.

Nice NFC East Champions hoodie, Jess. How did last year's playoffs go?

We can only hope Kim Kardashian will dance to Jessica Simpson's songs. The television world has never seen such a lack of talent collide on stage.

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Jessica Simpson Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Abilene, Texas
Full Name
Jessica Ann Simpson

Jessica Simpson Quotes

They're just the cutest couple in the world. They are adorable. Anybody would wish to be them and you can only wish them well. Just being around them inspires love and everything I sing about.

Jessica Simpson [on her sister and Pete Wentz]

It’s fun to do a small film that might be released to DVD not because it’s a horrible film, but because it’s an independent film. For people to say Employee of the Month was a flop is ludicrous. We made the money back–that’s not a flop. For people to say The Dukes of Hazzard was a flop–it opened to $30 million! If these movies are flops, why would I still make them?

Jessica Simpson